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The Vagina Monologues: Karrine Steffans
If there is a moral to be learned from Superhead’s latest Aesop fable its a simple one: Hoes will be hoes. Presented with limited commercial interruption, Karrine Steffan’s vagina monologue....
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Try It Again Queen: Evelyn Lozada’s New Cosmetics Line Looks Familiar To...
Roll that beauty bean footage: Known for her shimmery eye shadow, “E” by Evelyn Lozada is heavily inspired by the trendsetting beauty and style that Lozada possesses on screen. “E” by Evelyn Lozada...
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Octomom: ‘I Can’t Keep These Hoes Off Me!’
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman called into TMZ Live to explain the reason behind her semi-nude photo shoot for a British women’s magazine: A bitch got bills. While she admits that she agreed to do the shoot...
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Spotted: Kim Kardashian Finds A Purse Watcher In NeNe Leakes, Wants To Run...
Mama is out doing the Hollywood thing. Bryson is going to have to find his own transportation to Greenbriar Mall. Pictured below, shutterbugs crowded Kim Katrashian and NeNe Leakes while leaving Nobu...
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‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Cynthia Bailey Offers A Replacement For Sheree...
Illustration by David Gilmore for Pretty On The Outside Despite Kim Zolciak’s many attempts to keep the DIY stunt diva down, if Cynthia Bailey gets her way the next season of ‘Real Housewives of...
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Quick Flicks: Good Housekeeping With The Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Real Housewives of Butts County [minus Kim and her tight rope] put on their fake smiles and furs to host the opening night of the Good Housekeeping exhibit at Atlantic Station. Word on the curb is...
View ArticleCrunkland Submitted: Beyonce Serves Up Some Fevah
Hey Fresh, The Creole Crawfish Queen is on fire. No, not in that nasty women’s disease kinda way (shout out to Mister’s daddy). I’m referring to her new perfume, Heat. I wonder if she followed...
View ArticleI’m Just Saying . . .
Trina rapping about being the baddest bitch in the game is like me bragging about being homecoming queen. Even if that was the case [and it isn't] who the fuck would care care after all these years?...
View ArticleRewind: Drake Breaks Out The Baby Pictures
Long before his hairline checked into addiction rehab you could find Aubrey Graham cruising around his hoetown in an Acura on a mission to cop chocolate bars for his Granny. Travel down memory lane...
View ArticleAnd Now, A Code 13 Update From Frankie
Speaking into the same microphone used by The Great Darryl Nathan during the historic recording of “International Lover,” Frankie gives an update about manning up for the second season of her hit...
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Quick Flicks: Chris Brown Attends Jean Paul Gaultier’s Warrior Runway Show In...
All signs may point to the emergency room but Intergalactic Beaver isn’t up to his old tricks again. Iconic designer Jean Paul Gaultier filled his runway presentation with pro-fighter themes and...
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Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Assault
If the above headline read Gary Coleman Arrested For Domestic Abuse of Vaseline Intensive Care Total Moisture Bottle the mood on his face would be much lighter. Gary Coleman was arrested Sunday for...
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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
Even Kelis had to give herself the side-eye on this one. More life altering fuckery from Knight’s mama ahead.
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Tweets Is Watching: Tameka Raymond Reacts To Usher’s E! True Hollywood Story
I’ve got nothing. Screen capture via The Life Files
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Quick Flicks: Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam
Rihanna took to the stage at VH1′s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night wearing a catsuit reminiscent of the designs Flo Jo made famous back during her career as a track and field star. Other...
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Back & Fourth: Melanie Brown Lets Her Glowsticks Shine
To ensure that Angel Iris Murphy wouldn’t feel alone in the world with her unique hairstyle, her mother decided that she would show that mommy does it too. The original “Scary” Spice Girl returned...
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Now That’s More Like It
After receiving thousands of tips regarding her delicate situation Trap Jesus was finally able to get through to Kelis and convince her to ditch the gray tinted hair. The war against blinding...
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Buzz Notes: Mathew Knowles A Daddy Again, Tension Between NeNe & Greg?
A DNA test has confirmed that Matthew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright’s baby boy Nixon and the winner of the premature ejaculation lottery. Sources tell TMZ that Wright and Knowles are in...
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You Sent It: The Best Nicki Minaj Barbie Tattoo Ever
Dear Fresh, Top of the morning to you madam. This is father wisdom your self proclaimed foreign correspondent across the pond aha. Now I was looking at pics from a tattoo convention the other day and...
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Tweets Is Watching: Rihanna Hooks Up With Travis Barker After Being Turned...
Rihanna has recruited hip-hop’s favorite alternative drummer Travis Barker to appear in the new video for her next single “Rockstar 101” after being respectfully declined by Motley Crue bassist Nikki...
View ArticleRewind: NeNe Leakes Speaks Out About Son’s Arrest & Marital Woes On The Wendy...
The (wo)man responsible for calling out dirty monkeys with wigs around the globe set the record straight about a couple of issues in her personal life on The Wendy Williams Show on Thursday. The same...
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Spotted: NeNe Leakes Makes An Appearance At Comparte’s Chocolatier
NeNe’s limited edition pinched nose and I are never going to be able to see eye to eye on every issue but I don’t see why we can’t peacefully coexist with one another, especially when food is involved.
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Spotted: Mario & Dez Hit The New York City Streets
Moments after instructing his GPS to locate the nearest paparazzi, Mario was spotted late last night departing from Abe & Arthur’s walking hand in hand with girlfriend Dez. For the lucky...
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Events: Rick Ross’ Teflon Don Album Release Party
Retired Officer Latarian Milton Sr. arrived in chopper style at his album release party at Miami’s King of Diamonds on Tuesday night. The loud “Boom!” local residents reported hearing shortly after he...
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Jacking For Posts: VH1 Gives The Stallionaires Another Shot
Chance, Real, and The Ice Box Where My Heart Used To Be From the illustrious House of Jamie Foster Brown: Real and Chance ride again: The brothers are gearing up for an adventurous new show on VH1....
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You Too Can Now Wear The Mark of the Creole Beast With House of Dereon...
If maintaining an existence free of all perils associated with a creole dominated society hasn’t harden your exterior already, The House of Agnes wants to ‘toughen’ up your look with a limited edition...
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Promo Trail: Toni Braxton 2011 Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction Kick-Off
Although I’m putting my money on it that she does it anyway, if Toni Braxton were everyday people she would probably be the type to give a weekly update on all the career strides she is making during...
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In The Shade: NeNe’s Afternoon At The Beach
What the hell is a job application doin’ in my bag?! Jesus! Get that piece of normal the hell away from me! — Moosefan And I’m ashy and defeated! — Joi H. Lawd, this humidity and my new nose got me...
View ArticleWatch This: Khloe Kardashian’s Sex Swing Mishap
Welcome to Beefy Kardashian’s sex room. Last night’s season premiere episode of ‘Khloe & Lamar’ found Mrs. Odom digging deep inside her Barney freak bag for lube and screws to anchor her bust it...
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Buzz Notes: ‘Satan’ Is Coming To VH1
Al Reynolds’ dismissed purse watcher Star Jones is set to turn her book Satan’s Sisters into a made for television movie for VH1. The novel published by Simon & Schuster (which the former ‘The...
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Superhead Talks Taking It Off For Terry Richardson
It would probably be a good idea to pause for a moment and acknowledge Karrine Steffan’s presence in Crunkland since I am more than confident that she has Google alerts set up for her name. You’re...
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Watch This: Hairstylist Confronts Foxy Brown Over $900 Weave
Here’s a Little Known Black History Fact that Tom Joyner hasn’t shared with his listeners. Having an Ill Na Na in 2013 won’t get you the same things it did back in the 90′s. Sadly, Foxy Brown still...
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Quick Quotes: Stevie J Opens Up About Marriage To Joseline Hernandez
Don’t judge me for caring just a tad bit more about Chief Keef’s war of words with Lil Durk on Twitter. There’s just something about men who leave unfathomable amounts of residue behind in bathtubs...
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Spotted: Lil Scrappy And Bambi Boo’d Up In The Club
Now that everyone favorite’s sugar water soap opera is dunzo for now, ‘Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’ cast members have to find other means of keeping up rent payments on their unfurnished luxury one...
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Insta-Stalking: Nicki Minaj Gives Followers An Eyeful In Topless Selfies
Either Nicki Minaj got her days mixed up for Titty Tuesday or she wanted to show how quickly you can forget about Kim Kardashian once someone more attention starved steps up to bat the next set of...
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Here To Slay: Lil Mama Attends ‘About Last Night’ Premiere
That ‘Like Mike’ money tree can only provide so much shade. It’s a new year and Lil’ Mama is still milking the relevancy that her role in TLC’s made for television biopic has afforded her career....
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Yes, You Care: Someone Caked Joan Rivers At A Party On Friday Night
It’s not even her birthday. Onlookers in attendance the QVC pre-Oscars bash on Friday night (February 28) looked on in confusion as Joan Rivers made a swift exit through the Four Seasons lobby in...
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Silly Rabbit, Stunts Are For Queens: Porsha Stewart Busted For Fake Relationship
A Birkin bag like a gold medal to this bitch. — Meek Mill Now that the matter of who retains ownership of the couple’s collection of tennis skirts and Bedroom Kandi products has been settled, Porsha...
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Irrelevancy, Table For One: Kenya Moore Accused of Faking Dog’s Death
Between finding her African prince boyfriend via the spam folder of her Hotmail account to pretending she actually has a Wikipedia page that she didn’t edit herself, it’s not hard at all shocking to...
View ArticleYes, You Care: LaToya Jackson Has A New Music Video
Ten words guaranteed to improve the status of your day: LaToya Jackson is back with a brand new music video. Rebbie could possibly — never “Feels Like Love” is considerably more refined than those...
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